STONKCAT
GO UP.
The memecoin your portfolio manager warned you about, because the chart only goes up.
THE LORE
In 2008, a cat looked at a Bloomberg terminal. The cat did not blink. The cat did not sell. In 2021, GME crashed — the cat held. The 2022 bear market came for everyone — the cat held. In 2026, the cat woke up, checked his wallet, and found a contract on Robinhood Chain waiting for him. This is Stonkcat.
TOKENOMICS
THE ROADMAP
(it's four steps. we're a meme.)
Buy $scat.
Presale opens. Degens gather. Charts vibrate.
DEX Listing
List on Uniswap at +30%. Liquidity locked. Contract renounced.
Meme war.
Global sticker campaign. Trending on X. CT can't shut up.
The litter grows.
More holders, more memes, more chaos. The story keeps going.
FAQ
What is $SCAT?+
Stonkcat is a memecoin. It has a cat. The cat has stonks. That's it. That's the pitch.
How do I buy the presale?+
Head to the Presale page and follow the instructions. Send between 0.1 and 15 ETH from a self-custody wallet.
When Uniswap?+
Right after the presale wraps. Listing price is 0.0000013 ETH. +30% above the 0.000001 ETH presale rate.